Cheeseburger Love

McDonald's, I guess after deciding they got SO much love for calling themselves Mickey D's, felt they were losing touch with their target audience and needed to get back down with the homeys. Scattered around the web (although I'll bet you a Whopper they took the ads down) have been these flash ads:




This isn't photoshop stuff, folks. McDonald's wants you to fuck their cheeseburgers. I assume the double cheeseburgers so you don't burn your dick off with the hot melted cheese, the smooooooooooth but textured (for your pleasure) patty will wrap itself around your cock like...like...

Makes you wonder what the Special Sauce is, don't it?

Do you want an Apple Pie to go with that?

Can I get that Super Sized?

Idiots.