Equal Opportunity Insulter II

I was told that puerto ricans weren't fully represented in my last, so for the sake of being politically correct, here you go:

Q: Why are there no Puerto Rican’s on “Star Trek”?
A: They still don’t work in the future.

Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949.

Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
A: Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can.

Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican with $10.
A: A thief.

Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A speck.

Q: What's Puerto Rican foreplay?
A: "Is your husband back from work yet, Carol?"

Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican
a)His first name was Jesus
b)He was always in trouble with the law
c)His mother did not know who his father was

8) What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.

Three men, an American, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican, are standing on a bridge. The Russian removes a bottle of vodka from his coat, takes a sip, and then throws the bottle over the bridge.

The Puerto Rican asks, "Why did you do that? That was a perfectly good bottle of vodka!"

The Russian replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."

The Puerto Rican doesn't want to be upstaged, so he removes a joint from his pocket, takes a long puff, and then throws the rest of it over the bridge.

The American exclaims, "Hey! What the hell did you do that for? That was a perfectly good joint!"

The Puerto Rican replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."

Now, the American doesn't want to be upstaged, so he searches through his pockets but he can't find anything. He looks around for a moment, then grabs the Puerto Rican and throws him over the bridge.

The Russian exclaims, "What the hell did you do that for?"

The American replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."