Gives CyberSex A Whole New Meaning

The human imagination never ceases to amaze me.

This device, if you sicko bastiches don't already know, is called a Fleshlight. It's basically a tube with a latex, fleshy interior lining. It's designed so that you - and by you, I mean you poor lonely video-game obsessed living-in-your-mother's basement guys out there - can...for lack of a more graphic term...get your rocks off. So that you no longer have to date your favorite girlfriends: Lefticia and Rightanna. Basically it's a reverse dildo, for men.

Yes, you put your schlong in it and wank yourself silly.

Now...as oddly captivating as the idea of this is...this device on its own isn't why I'm posting this up here. No, I'm posting this because someone took this idea and decided it SIMPLY WASN'T ENOUGH. No, this poor soul modified this simple gadget and installed wires, a microprocessor and a gasket to control the airpressure...and created this monstrosity:

Do I need to explain the purpose of this steampunkish, "Metropolis"-inspired sex toy? Of course I do!

It's so that you can use your weiner as an input device for your computer.

You've heard the old Yellow Pages slogan, "Let your fingers do the walking?"

...well, you don't need your fingers anymore. Not thanks to the wonderful world of computers!

But wait. There's more!

The genius who came up with this device, not content to simply break the 4th wall, went balls-out (pun intended) with his creativity. I mean, what good is a cybershlong....without cybersex?

Yes, true believers...you have to thrust yourself using the interactive fleshlight to satisfy yourself and, presumably, Nicci the Nurse here. This is probably the most innocent scene I can show you, but the others are considerably more graphic. I don't know what happens once we come to the climatic end - or what happens if your end cums considerably earlier than Nicci's programming - but it is truly amazing what a bored, socially repressed computer geek will come up with.

Now all this guy needs is to get his...hands...on one of those Japanese female robots, and things REALLY get interesting.