Thursday, January 12, 2006

I Would Not Eat Them With a Fox

Now here's something to be proud of. Apparently, Taiwan has announced their success at breeding FLOURESCENT GREEN PIGS, which they hope will aid them in development of stem cell research.

Day-glo pigs, people.

"There are partially fluorescent green pigs elsewhere, but ours are the only ones in the world that are green from inside out. Even their hearts and internal organs are green," professor Wu Shinn-Chih of the National Taiwan University's Institute and Department of Animal Science and Technology said on Thursday.

Glowing, green pigs. Why am I the only one who has a problem with this concept?

Now I'm just waiting for the matching chickens.

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am.

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