Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Osama Said It? Well, Let Him Go!

I really want to file this under "Stupid News Stories Not Worth Reporting", but here goes:

DUBAI (Reuters) - Osama bin Laden said Zacarias Moussaoui, the only person convicted in a U.S. court for the September 11 attacks, had nothing to do with the operations, according to a Web site audiotape released on Tuesday.

Wow. Well. The "evil" terrorist leader says that the ONE guy we caught had nothing to do with it. Nope. Wasn't him. Uh-uh.

Suuuuuure, Osama. We believe you. We just need you to come in to testify to that in court. I'm sure United Airlines will give you a free, first class ticket to fly in.

If not, I'll pay for it.

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