Friday, August 01, 2008

(Don't) Use The Forks, Luke

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Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks.

Fuck me with an Ewok, if this ain't the shit.

Sorry folks, but no idea where to get them here in the States; of course they're only out in fucking Japan. But when they get here...ooooooh yeah, baby. Gimme some vroooom vroooom with my spider roll, please, and yes, these are the dumplings we're looking for.

Gods help me, but I WILL own a set of these. Two sets.

Fuck you, you know you want them too.

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